No. 1: Encourage others to join in by using unkind remarks about their writing abilities. Reverse psychology 101.
No. 2: Think of something to write about. As usual I have no idea and will wing it like last year. Did anyone catch the fact that I won last year. Anyone? Well, I was kinda proud of myself. I FUCKEN WON. That's what I think I said. I'm still using ideas from the anthology I wrote last year so it's not all vanity and worthless keyboard bashing. Desperation mode has it's merits.
No. 3: Get appointments out of the way and stock up on frozen dinners and toilet paper.
No. 4: Obsess about not having anything to write about.
No. 5: Be glad to have one more day to procrastinate because the rules say you have to wait until 1 November and that's a good enough reason not to think about the pain to come.
I've decided to do a daily update here as I never get enough time to post on Thought Control. If I fail it will be a public shaming. Motivation is the key to winning. Feel free to motivate with abuse and/or encouragement.
Join me at Nanowrimo. You've got nothing to lose except your 'significant other', a month of your life and all your free time.
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Some might call it an anthology. Others might call it 'cheating' since the rules say to write one story. Oh well, if you can live with yourself ...
Very well, I shall remove the titles and call it a disjointed novel. I am now baring my arse and pulling the cheeks aside at you.
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